September 28, 2025
September 28, 2025
Homily Starters Anecdotes Preaching Illustrations
Homily Starters Anecdotes Preaching Illustrations

- Ordained in 1967
- Started the “Scriptural Homilies” ministry in 2003 while serving as a chaplain
- Applied scientific methodology to homily ministry+ Reached hundreds of priests and Deacons through word-of-mouth, eventually reaching the Vatican Radio website and four other websites
- Distributed weekly homilies to nearly 3000 priests and Deacons via direct email
- His commentary and reflections were posted on the Vatican News website for several years.
Sunday and Daily Homily Resources
- Eight Minute Homily
- Introduction
- Scripture Summaries
- Exegesis
- Life Messages
- Homily Starter Anecdotes
- Jokes of the Week
Fr. Tony’s
Jokes of the
Week
The parish church was badly in need of repair, so the pastor called a special meeting inside the Church to raise funds. At the assembly the pastor explained the need of an emergency fund for plastering the roof and supporting pillars and the other areas which needed repair. He invited pledge of contributions. After a brief pause Mr. Murphy, the richest man in the parish, volunteered he would give 50 dollars. Just as he sat down, a hunk of plaster fell from the ceiling on the head of Mr. Murphy. He jumped up looking terribly startled and corrected himself: “I meant to say 500 dollars.” The congregation stood silent and stunned. Then a lone voice cried out: “Oh Lord, hit him again!”
There is a sign series on the West Virginia Turnpike that says, “Driving while drowsy can put you to sleep — permanently.” Drowsy, uncaring living can also put us spiritually to sleep –permanently. That kind of person, Jesus says, is separating himself from God until his departure becomes permanent, for he is digging a chasm between himself and Heaven that even the love of God cannot bridge. (Carveth Mitchell, The Sign in the Subway, CSS Publishing Company).
Harry and his neighbor Joe often borrowed things from each other. One day, Harry asked to borrow Joe’s ladder. Joe said, “Sorry Harry, I’ve lent it to my son.” Remembering a saying that his grandma often used to tell him, Harry said, “Joe, you should never lend anything to your children because you’ll never get it back.” Joe replied, laughing, “Don’t worry, it’s not my ladder. It’s my dad’s.”
A man was walking on the beach one afternoon kicking up the sand. There on the beach was a bottle and, as he walked, he kicked the bottle into the surf. Out of the bottle came a mysterious being… a Genie. “Because you have freed me you are granted three wishes…but be advised that with each one your mother-in-law will receive double what you ask for.”
Thinking seriously the man responded, “I would like $10,000,000.” “Granted and your mother-in-law will receive twenty million.”
“Next wish”….
”I would like 10 new cars, Corvettes, Ferrari, Vipers…”
“Granted but you know your mother-in-law will receive 20 new cars.”
“Great. This is your last wish now so think about it seriously”…
The man thought and thought and finally he responded, “I wish you would beat me half to death.”
Is the story true? Could it possibly take place? A silly little joke but many sons-in-law might say “Amen!” We laugh at the story, but in reality the little joke reveals a hidden truth about at least one man…he really did not care for his mother-in-law. He who laughs the most probably……I’ll just leave it at that.
- HOMILY ANECDOTES
- Rich Man and Lazarus
- LIFE
MESSAGES
26th Sunday of Year C
America’s Mansions
THE RICHEST (10:06) – Bill Gates is putting his net worth of $115 billion to good work, including spending over $60 million to make his very own high-tech haven called “Xanadu 2.0”, which is worth $154 million in 2020.



Click to enlarge
26th Sunday of Year C
Society of St. Vincent de Paul
September 27th is the feast of Saint Vincent de Paul. In 16th century France, Saint Vincent de Paul observed the disparity between the rich and the poor. As a priest, he had the opportunity to experience the aristocratic life as well as the life of the destitute poor in Paris. He organized groups of women called Charities who gave their time and belongings to the poor. Some of these women chose the consecrated life and became the first female congregation to live a consecrated life “in the world,” and not in the cloister. Saint Vincent de Paul and Saint Louise de Marillac founded this congregation, and named it the “Daughters of Charity.” Our first U.S.-born saint, Mother Elizabeth Ann Seton, founded the U.S. branch of the Daughters of Charity.
Two centuries after Saint Vincent de Paul, a 20-year old college student, Frederick Ozanam, and five other students, witnessed the dire poverty of the lower social classes in Paris. They decided to dedicate themselves to the poor, after the example of Saint Vincent de Paul. In 1833, they established the “Conference of Charity of Saint Vincent de Paul,” soon to be called “The Society of Saint Vincent de Paul.” They were determined to bring not only bread but friendship to the poor. They would not ignore the Lazaruses at their door in 19th century Paris. Frederic Ozanam was beatified by Pope John Paul II in 1997.

Click to enlarge
26th Sunday of Year C
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE TRAILER (2:05)

While Jesus’ parable in the Gospel might feel distant, its core message resonates powerfully in the modern world, perhaps nowhere more vividly than in Danny Boyle’s 2008 film, Slumdog Millionaire. The movie masterfully translates the parable’s timeless themes of indifference, the gulf between the powerful and the suffering, and the ultimate reversal of fortunes into a contemporary, secular narrative. Through the journey of its protagonist, Jamal Malik, the film presents a modern Lazarus, whose exploiters embody the anonymous rich man, forcing the audience to confront the same urgent warning given two millennia ago.
RELATED: Homily by Deacon Peter



Click to enlarge
Yet, even in its hopeful ending, the film echoes the parable’s solemn warning. The rich man, horrified, begs for Lazarus to be sent to warn his brothers, but is told they already have the guidance of the prophets. The film suggests that we, too, have our warnings—in the gospels, in the stories of saints, and in the faces of the poor on our screens. We cannot claim ignorance. The parable ends not with joy, but with an urgent, unsettling command: “Don’t wait.” It reminds us that the chasm between wealth and poverty, indifference and love, does not begin after death. It is here, now, in the gates we erect in our own lives. Both the ancient story and the modern film serve as a desperate wake-up call, urging us to identify the Lazarus in our own world and to bridge the gap with compassion before it becomes eternally, irrevocably fixed.
Click on infographic to enlarge
26th Sunday of Year C

HIS ONLY SON TV (17:15) – Luke 16:19-31 – Contains the account of a very rich man who lived a life of extreme luxury. Laid outside the gate of this rich man’s house, however, was an extremely poor man named Lazarus who simply hoped “to eat what fell from the rich man’s table”. The rich man was completely indifferent to the plight of Lazarus, showing him no love, sympathy, or compassion whatsoever. Eventually, they both died. Lazarus went to heaven, and the rich man went to hell.

Click on infographic to enlarge



26th Sunday of Year C
Life Message #1

Click on infographic to enlarge
Life Message #2

Click on infographic to enlarge
Life Message #3

Images and Infographics on this page have been created using content from Fr. Tony’s Homilies and having AI generative tools (i.e. GOOGLE’S AI Gemini 2.5 Flash LLM, Chart.js and Tailwind CSS) do its magic. You are free to use these infographics for any non-profit ministry. Please show your appreciation by sharing a link or giving a shoutout to either to Fr. Tony’s Homilies at https://frtonyshomilies.com/ or The Word This Week at https://thewordthisweek.net/







